Khaled Speaks!

Khaled, my idol, has spoken, and kind of rhymes, with Rumble in the Jungle! Please go read and ponder every word of this essay.

All done? I could just quote every sentence Khaled wrote and say “Amen!” after it, but I will leave that as an exercise for the reader on your second read.

I only found one flaw…

“Don’t be silly. Nobody is trying to kill WP.”

I am wholeheartedly trying to kill WordPress for abandoning me while throwing conferences and dotcomming and being all hip in San Francisco with your Castro and your independent coffee shops. Guess what? Most of the world doesn’t live in San Francisco! We don’t care about your iPhones and pods and.

“But would we really be getting involved and doing something if we didn’t feel like there was a void to be filled?”

I would happily fill any void with you.

“We’re pretty open for people who want to contribute to the project, in fact the way that this project has been set up, it’s ideal for people wanting to contribute as it’s got a completely different structure in it’s development, in that it’s a meritocracy.”

Amen! (Editors note: Sorry I couldn’t help myself.)

“It’s a great way to make sure that the software comes first and that there is no one person who veto’s everything or has final say in everything.”

Especially if that one person is the antichrist. Here is proof:


Left: Mike Little, the true founder of WordPress and all that is good. Right: He Whose Name Will Not Be Spoken, autocratic destroyer of all that is good.


10 Responses to “Khaled Speaks!”

  1. 1 that girl again January 14, 2007 at 9:52 pm

    ‘autocrattic’, surely?

  2. 2 spencerp January 17, 2007 at 4:11 am

    And I suppose if “we” had an actual picture of YOU and WANK.

    We would make an image of an “Angel with horns (being wank)”, and, “The AntiChrist (being YOU)”.. with you railing her in the ass-end, while having a piece of crap falling from her ass onto the whole “WordPress/Habari world” right.. ?

    Yeah, that would paint the perfect picture of how it is..

  3. 4 spencerp January 20, 2007 at 11:09 am

    Calm down Computer Guru, that was written the other day while being pissed off. It’s just a shame though, that someone can take pictures of Matt like that and do those things to it.. Anyway, I got to get some sleep. Goodnight folks!

  4. 5 You're Insane! January 21, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    CG calm down?
    No spencer, you are the perv that needs to calm down. Look at that comment you wrote! I can call the sex harassment hotline and have them pick you up since you were so fucking stupid as to use your real name for such digusting ideas.

    Spencer, you, my good sir, are a perv, plain and simple. Your obsession with overly-violent and completely wrong types of sexual fantasies make it clear you should be locked up in a ward somewhere.

    Be careful, too many comments like that and the FBI will be looking for you, you pitiful thing.

  5. 6 spencerp January 21, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    Oh please, Mr./Mrs. No-Name, it was an analogy! Yes, I admit a very perverted and sick one, but that’s all it was! It was written while being pissed off, everyone writes a bunch of junk while being pissy.

    Well, just look at this blog for instance. Anyway, I’m not really like this in general, it was merely written while being upset! I’m not great at taking low blow shots from belittling people like this, that’s all.

    I won’t write that trash anymore, I give my apologizes to everyone.

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    You gotta love those leather elbow patches circa 1970. I threw mine out with my flared trousers.

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  1. 1 Why Habari? at The NeoSmart Files Trackback on January 20, 2007 at 9:24 am

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